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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

As you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...

With this shirt, you can become a horrible zombie within the blink of an eye. Therefore, you just have to pull the shirt over your head which will ...

A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...

Did you also play a certain action role playing game some years ago? If yes, I am sure you also remember the adventurous rescue missions of lost eq...

Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

During the pandemic, we learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know! The little beasts are – just like bacteria, by the way – quite the ...

If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...

Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

If the thought of a severed hand that has a life of its own gives you the creeps, you probably haven't seen Wednesday In the series, Thing is the c...

If you have finally managed to get hold of a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts, you will first get a shopping list as long as your arm. Of course, y...

An ominous bright-green vortex in the background, an agitated teenager gesticulating wildly and an indifferent old man with untamed hair? What kind...

Some things are just bound to get overlooked: patient information leaflets, terms & services and the warning “Do not try this at home”. We can say ...

At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

Pastafarians of all countries unite! If you're praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and don't have your pasta strainer to hand, you can also spr...

Let's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...

We are the Ohm. Resistance is futile! If you like science fiction and scientific jokes, this button is for you. :)

The night of the living dead, now with 100% more cats. Schrödinger's cat has illustrated one of the many interesting aspects of quantum physics and...

What's better than a Pi? Eight pi, or more precisely one octopi. This number is exactly eight times more infinite than pi. You don't believe us? Wh...

Becoming a Healer in a role-playing game might not be hard, but actually being one is among the hardest things imaginable! Anyone who has ever play...

An invisibility cloak... Oh, how good would that be? Think of the places you could sneak into and hide out?!The only thing is, it might not always ...

Somehow regular jewellers just don't get the tastes of us geeks, right? C'mon, who believes in the lucky power of horseshoes or trefoils or upside-...

If you wear a Triforce, a relic of immense power on your shirt, you will probably have an easier time searching for it in the Zelda games ;)The thr...

Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

It's not enough for talented coders to write their own code, they try to analyze other programs and hardware too! For example, they'll wr...

"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

The ‘Beatles meet Yoda’ shirt unites several pop culture icons. Instead of George Harrison, Yoda is now the fourth member of the Beatles to adorn t...

Sure, nobody likes jokes that take forever to be explained – somewhere along the way, all the humour seems to get lost! But at times, we can't get ...

Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

The famous experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger (which was, we hope, meant to be an imagined experiment only!) describes the mad side of quant...

If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...

Thanks to the success of the Harry Potter books and films, platform 9 ¾ at King's Cross station in London has become a tourist attraction. This is ...

If Randall Peltzer had been a little better versed in Chinese mythology before he bought Gizmo, the family would have been spared a whole lot of mi...