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Merchandise for the ugly paint comics by Nadja Hermann.

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Erzaehlmirnix Topfuntersetzer
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“Be careful, it’s hot!” “It’s okay, I’m not that sensitive… Ouch, that’s really hot!” “What did I say?!” Almost everyone is familiar with such ever...

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Erzaehlmirnix Kuchenteller
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Anyone who likes to eat a lot is bound to hear stupid comments. But in the future you won't have to think up quick-witted answers because you can s...

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Erzaehlmirnix Autoaufkleber Sicherheitsabstand
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Distance is one of the most important things in life: Not only from (strangers) people, but also in car traffic! This sticker is weatherproof and a...

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Fußmatte erzaehlmirnix
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Erzaehlmirnix Webcomic Kühlschrankmagnete
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Annoying colleagues, despair over politics, and all the craziness of everyday life - there is a webcomic by erzaehlmirnix for pretty much every sit...

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Erzaehlmirnix-Becher - Beruhigungstee
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The thing about calming tea is that it has to be drunk in peace. And then it has to be absorbed by the body in peace. You see: it's all about "peac...

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Erzaehlmirnix-Becher - Auf den Inhalt kommt es an
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Die inneren Werte zählen. Auch bei Bechern!

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Erzaehlmirnix-Thermobecher - Beruhigungstee
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The thing about calming tea is that it has to be drunk in peace. And then it has to be absorbed by the body in peace. You see: it's all about "peac...

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Erzaehlmirnix
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Erzaehlmirnix

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Erzaehlmirnix-Becher - 2020
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Erzaehlmirnix Gesichtsmaske: Abstand halten
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Erzaehlmirnix-Becher - Bapp Bapp Bapp
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Sicherheitsabstand einhalten Erzaehlmirnix
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