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Math & Physics Shirts

Numbers, functions and word games from the field of mathematics and physics on shirts, you can find all of this here in this category:
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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null
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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...

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Be rational Get real
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Not every number can be perfect.

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Doppler Effect
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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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Coincidence
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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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PIrate
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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos
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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

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Unit Circle
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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You
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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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You shall not pass
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Gandalf said it to the Balrog in 'The Lord of the Rings', while the Black Knight said it to King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Hol...

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Depressed Mosfet
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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Shit just got real
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A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: Shit just got real.This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la Bad Boys, it is a common ...

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Black holes
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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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Talk NErDy to me
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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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Grow up Calm Down
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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things logarithm and exponential function say to each other when in conflict.For those who do not und...

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Economists do it with Models
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Most of the jobs we geeks and nerds have are not typically associated with fame or glamour. No matter how important and interesting a job might be,...

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Property of Physics Department
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Pretty much everything gets lost at university, doesn't it? Pens, textbooks, bikes, expensive personal stuff...Sometimes people think even sci...

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Schrödingers Cat
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Is she dead or not?

Nerd shirts for mathematicians and physicists

Which nerd hasn't experienced it? You're totally excited about the series you're watching or the field you're working in, but something is still missing. Maybe another coffee mug with mathematical formulas on it? Or a new physics poster of Schrödinger's cat? Just as chemists are happy about nerdy chemistry gadgets, mathematicians and physicists are of course also happy about corresponding gadgets. But cool gadgets aren't everything when it comes to making everyday life as a nerd more beautiful. The right clothing also contributes a lot to that. Math and physics shirts are a great way to integrate your love of formulas even more into everyday life. After all, you only have so much space at home or at work to store coffee mugs and posters. Nerdy clothing is the perfect alternative!

Perfectly dressed physicists

Even if, as a physicist, you might have to spend some time in the lab wearing a lab coat or in the office with your coffee cup, that doesn't mean you have to dress accordingly boringly. It should probably be comfortable, but there's probably nothing wrong with a few nerdy T-shirts that seem to be made for physics lovers. Why would there be? What physicist doesn't like to look at stylish shirts with Schödinger's cat sayings or the Doppler effect on them during work. Even better, with our physics T-shirts you'll never run out of things to talk about at the coffee machine.

Shirts, the perfect gifts for mathematicians

We've already established that one or two math or physics-themed T-shirts are simply a must-have for pretty much every nerd. A stylish look and cool sayings are always a good thing. But our shirts aren't just great for that reason, they're also great as gifts for mathematicians! Finding the perfect gift for math lovers can sometimes seem quite overwhelming, especially if you're not that math-savvy yourself. But don't worry, we guarantee that anyone who enjoys dealing with mathematical topics will be delighted with a T-shirt like this.