Description USB pet rock
You may have noticed that the earth shook the other day and many small stones broke away from a large rock face. Many of them were separated from their rock family far too early and are now all alone, because once detached from the rock, a stone can never return. We are now looking for loving hands to look after the little stones for a nominal fee, because our camp is much smaller than our hearts are.
Of course, it would be especially nice if you could take a pair so that the little stones are not so lonely. But even if you only give one of them a new home, it will be forever grateful to you!
The stones are very easy to care for, they don't poop and you don't really have to feed them either. We include a practical USB infusion needle that you just need to connect to your computer to give the stone enough food.
Your USB pet rock loves to listen to you talk about your day, you can use it for defense and if you cuddle it a little, it's happy too! At least we think so...
For safety and animal welfare reasons, each stone is sent to you in packaging with air holes, so you don't have to worry about it arriving lifeless (apart from the fact that it still works even when it's dead). There is also some straw in the small box so that it doesn't hurt itself on the journey.
FAQ:
Q: What is my little stone like?
A: As with every creature, there are differences. You may adopt a very lively little stone that just talks all day or a rather shy, quiet one. In general, it can be said that most little stones become quieter as they get older and prefer to just... er... stone crust.
Q: Can my little stone think and feel? And what language does it speak?
A: Yes, it can think and feel. It even gets depressed if you don't talk to it every day! By the way, it speaks every language. Even Latin and Klingon! Stones' brains even work better at lower temperatures. It's like trolls.
Q: Can I also play with my little stone?
A: Your little stone loves games! You can have competitions with it, for example: Who can stare, remain silent or live longer? But keeping a little stone also means great responsibility, because although you can play with them, they are not just there for fun!
Q: Can I pull the USB cable out of Steinchen?
A: Firstly, Steinchen has feelings. And secondly: Would you want your cable to be pulled out?
Again, for clarification:
We are selling a simple stone with a USB cable. The stone can do absolutely nothing. Really NOTHING. But thanks to the grandiose presentation, the stone is simply really epic and more than suitable as a gift.
As a joke item, as a filling for the Santa Claus shoe or for those who already have everything!
