Description Zombie bedding
Uargh-ahrrr...groan...shuffle...smack...
We can only hope for you that it's the slow zombies taking over your bed. Then you might still have a chance to escape. Unlike your predecessor, who left some unsightly blood puddles. Otherwise, for all fast zombies, Rule #1: Cardio applies. Only those who are reasonably fit still have a chance to escape.
On the other hand, it's so cozy in your bed right now, much too warm and too early to get up. Besides, there's a chance of a visit from the pretty roommate... That could backfire. Better consider Rule #5: No attachments. Loners survive a zombie apocalypse longer in any case, especially if the pretty neighbor turns into a drooling zombie. And, perhaps most importantly, Rule #2: Double Tap.
Scratch...gurgle...urrrgh...
OK, it's really too late now, only Rule 34: Camouflage can help. ;) The best way to do this is with this eerily beautiful bedding. Among half-dead and bloodstains, you'll sleep so deeply, you might be mistaken for a zombie when you wake up.
One thing your new bedding fortunately does not have in common with zombies is that it likes to be washed at 60 °C without protest and will always smell like a spring morning as long as you regularly put it in the machine.
Öhrrrraaaahhhrghr.
Only Rule #32: Enjoy the little things remains. If you prefer to do this together or are afraid to sleep alone, the set is also available in a double pack.
